April 2013
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
kimerakuroaki:
skewerstuck:
It’s a good thing that there haven’t been photoshops of Aradia as the overly attached girlfriend or… viceversa.
o.o
Actually …..
oh….dear….
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It’s a good thing that there haven’t been photoshops of Aradia as the overly attached girlfriend or… viceversa.
o.o
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Unexpected turn of events in a perfectly innocent...
The Sybaritic Researcher invites the Whimsical Qualifier to a fancy picnic in the paradisiacal LOGAD(Land of Gardens and Delights), little SR knows the WQ had very different plans for them, something that the Qualifier approves with gusto.
March 2013
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Sollux is a pimp!
Skewerstuck 11:04 am i wonder if pre scratch sollux as an ancestor was called the Piimp
idrawboobs 11:05 am The Piimpest 8 letter title thing
Skewerstuck 11:05 am ah yeah
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This Summer...
A heartwarming story from the far dephts of Paradox Space, in a random and unknown session, the story of two starcrossed lovers, a Dersite Citizen and a Prospitian Monarch, a tale of culinary delicacies, passions, love, separations and reencounters.
Sybaritic Researcher is…. The Sapphic Remnant, featuring the white queen, the Whimsical Qualifier.
It took me a while to make an actual thing...
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Hussie sure loves Elevatorstuck, eh?
can’t go wrong with Bossanova.
Nepeta looks adorable holding these maracas.
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That background interaction of Tavros welcoming fresh-from-fefetasplosion Feferi and Nepeta, then giving them both pirate accessories was really endearing.
And Meenah can’t take a load gaper break uh?
hopefully she doesn’t try killing Feferi when she gets back, …… ah who am i kidding?
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So...?
All these universes destroyed, total annihilation of species in it’s vast expanse…
Many ruined sessions, species living miserably under tyrannies…
All because of skull monsters impressing one another for hate sex?
The core story behind Homestuck, lads and lasses.
February 2013
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They were fast enough to get the tiger!
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Well, there they go.
Dirk, that guy admires Roxy so damn much, he will have the chance now, when everyone ascends, and if both survive beyond this day, or night… hard to tell in the medium.
There is a battle to be fought and won against The Condesce and one of the many iterations of Lord English.
Sure, it wasn’t a flash but it was totally worth it.
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Wait a minute....
Is he wielding Crowbar’s Crowbar… the Juju breaker?
Oh boy, that thing can be very dangerous on the wrong hands.
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Well, daaaaamn!
There was some nice development with roxy, Jake is a goofball still.
And….
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skewerstuck:
Theories that Hussie may/will debunk anyway, related to the update.
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Well shit, I was close with my old theory, so Caliborn now took control of Jack Noir by somewhat “resonating” with lil Cal, it is the same Lil Cal, but in two different times due to weird time...
January 2013
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Dirk's sexuality
Because Sexuality and shipping in Homestuck is more important than the Story, humor, world building and good character development,….. right…. RIIIIIGHT?
Dirk and his Pre-Scratch adult version, I saw them as Massive Butt-lovers, that would fall for bisexual, but since the story confirmed Dirk to be a Homosexual, the former idea is gone.
Dirk is Gay, whatever, he is still an awesome...
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uhvatar:
what if the meteor that dave, rose, and the trolls are on crashes where the quest beds are and that’s how the alphas die
That would be both mortifying and completely hilarious.
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How will they die?
They may be hung over, but i imagine they wouldn’t have the gumption to off themselves.
But here is what i think what may possibly kill them, unless the Huss throws us another curve ball:
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Makes me think that the condesce needs the four alpha players becoming god tier in her own agenda, so the best way to make it happen would be ordering The Dignatary to sneak into prospit’s...
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People...
Tricksters did happen, Caliborn saw EVERYTHING!
So yeah, Jane fessed up to Jake, Roxy got drunk, Fefeta exploded, Dirk broke up with Jake and they alchemized a lot of Zilly weapons.
IT ALL HAPPENED, and I’m sure Caliborn will jeer them reminding them about their trickster antics.
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Ridiculously named weapons and Fancy Santas
This update was too Zilly!
It’s been so long since we saw alchemization updates, for I missed them.
Hussie didn’t hold back from talking about his love/hate for fancy Santas, it’s been a while.
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Sprite explosion count: 2
Rest in pieces sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet Fefeta. :(
It’s hard being part matesprit and moirail to one side while being part moirail to the other, it’s hard and noone understands. :(
Li’l Hal now experimented the feeling of crushing guilt.
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guys...about the update and grimdark...
I got two points to make here, one for the update and another for people expecting grimdark in this session.
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I know the upd8 tag is on fire about the consentual thing about the kiss, but, are you deliberately ignoring Arquiussprite(who is half a program based on Dirk’s brain imprint) encouraging him to kiss Roxy back?
He still listens to Lil’Hal after all the crap he has...
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Homestuck and the pain of shipping
Skewerstuck 9:49 am Hussie is like the corrupt a wish genie when it comes to shipping or it’s always the monkey paw kind of deal “your ship will be canon” “you won’t like how the process will be”.
idrawboobs 9:51 am he even made the Rosemary (most straitforward ship to be canon) fans mad by having it involve supposedly out of character underage drinking to...
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That feeling when you call your captor to lock you back in your jail cell because you are scared shitless of your Sugar high uninhibited friends who are about to rescue you.
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Oh no...
What if the Trickster Jane and Jake fight Condesce and accidentally make her a Trickster?
She will be ridiculously powerful. :O
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Oh boy, there we go!
Oh man, Are they charging in to Derse without having read Roxy’s messages?
Shit is gonna get real very soon, and if Roxy is cloaked out and gets Trickstered, then they will “Pose as a team, because shit just got real”.
Jokes aside, this update will incite more shipper wars and hopefully this buries the old drama behind and be forgotten by many.
Makes me wonder if they retain...
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Well, Peachy is somewhat better as a joke.
All this massive tension with T.Jane’s creepiness and Jake freaking out culminating on a fruit pun.
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kouhaichan:
oh my god is Jane going to make everyone go into Trickster Mode?
can we just imagine that all the beta kids are supposed to enter the alpha kid’s session soon and when they arrive all they’re going to see is four crazy caucasian teenagers in silly colorful outfits?
[S]Gods: ==> atempt dangerous and highly rare mental breakdown x4 combo
It would be amazing.
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Sorry if i have to be that guy
…..
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Twerk-it Jake
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Wow Jane
So, trickster mode makes the person super bold with their feelings, they do what they really really want to say or do without any sliver of shyness to hold back at all.
Jane is out of control and is super scary.
And yeah, Tumblr, calm your rumble spheres about “caucasian”, it’s just Hussie trolling some extreme sections of the fandom, just shrug it off and go on.
Edit...
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Tricksters...
Taking Homestuck seriously is a massive excercise in futility.
Hussie reminds us about this constantly, then he throws us an update like “this one”, but then we get over it and we are back taking it seriously.
So, Relax and enjoy the tricksters, we got ridiculously muscular time traveling pimps, immortal clowns and cake-baking Ghetto-speaking genocidal fish empresses, so why not?
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December 2012
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Thoughts...
If there is an alternate Calliope that surpassed her brother, I wouldn’t think her name would be Lady English, she could be called anything else entirely.
Like, we know that Caliborn may get English as last name as a trophy for his confrontation with Jake that might or might not happen.
Calliope doesn’t adopt things from her vanquished enemies to integrate in her life, or maybe if...
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That's surprising!
that theory…
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The theory that Serenity was Calliope all along was confirmed to be true.
Makes one wonder if there will be a flash depicting how her soul became a firefly encased in ambar and later on appearing at WV’s flying laboratory back at beta earth years in the future(but not many).
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People, people!
The only thing dead about Roxy was her waking self, now she lives in her Dreamself body, and when someone sleeps in this condition, their projection ends in the dream bubbles.
Calliope is trying to contact Roxy who is sleeping, and )(IC hasn’t killed her….yet.
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I think this update shows for the first time that carapacians can use chatting interfaces to communicate to each other in a network, and not just the usual exile-to-player interface.
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I called it!
Dad Crocker is a trend setter, and a big one at that.
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DD's manly admiration
Dad Crocker’s fate, don’t click readmore unless you read the update.
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So, Dad Crocker inspired Dersites to dress as gentlemen of the 30’s and DD just admires him like the man everyone should strive to be.
Pure manly admiration*
Dad is a trend setter, his influence will give origin to the midnight crew in this session after all.
*The fandom will twist it into a ship...
poinko:
Over this past week, I’ve seen the Homestuck fans go from shipping Dirk and Jake to creaming their pants that they were actually dating to absolutely hating Jake for considering breaking up; all while ignoring every piece of plot relevant info he’s said.
Of course this is the same fandom that thinks of Gamzee as a precious baby instead of a corpse-hoarding murderer, but whatever.
I...
November 2012
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A theory
Theories that Hussie may/will debunk anyway, related to the update.
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The Noble session’s Jack noir is chained to a wall from the right leg, and he has gotten a makeshift golden tooth.
This greatly disturbs me, as we remember, it’s said that LE always enters an universe under certain conditions.
Caliborn has on his disposition a tower that broadcasts homestuck, what if he is...
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I do believe that Gamzee has fulfilled everything he had to do for his religion while still alive, since he can travel through time with Aradia’s time boxes and get everywhere in the universes.
The thing to wonder is how many things did he do before getting killed by Caliborn.
Gamzee may be dead at this point (he may not be god tier by how the wings had straps on them so reviving is...
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All i could say at the end of reading the whole update was.
OOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!
October 2012
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So, new walkaround beta?
Well, crap, there will be spoilers, i better hide in my bunker and sleep through it.
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Succeeded on pleading 25 bucks to the kickstarter about 64 minutes before it closed.
Digital game + Soundtrack, here i come…. or wait for them.
September 2012
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It would hillarious and awkward if Spades Slick(AKA RoboSlick) was inside that chest, Jacks Noir meets Jack Noir.
…I ruined my chance to do a Jack in the box joke.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD, JOHN!!!
Talk about development from growing up.
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Nearly called it, it was movie night at the Egbert household.
With the local consorts and imps.
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I bet next it zooms into John’s home in LOWAS, Nannasprite is baking a cake in the kitchen while John, Jade and Davesprite along with some carapacians and consorts are partying in the living room.
John is turning 15 years old.
but… who knows?
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Homestuck Kickstarter
mspandrew:
Hey, let’s spread this around!!! I am very pleased and proud to annou… wait what… what is this omg
Train of thought destroyed.
Must…. hoard… ALL GOODS, ALL OF THEM!
It’s great there will be a game made, i suppose the game’s plot will be a sidestory or “gaiden” to what we know in canon.
Godspeed to you and all your team Andrew Hussie!
August 2012
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Awesomesauce
I got an upd8 for my birthday, awesome.
And Porrim, oh boy, Porrim!
my new patron troll is really something.