It's always a bad idea!

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Sat, 06 Apr 2013 02:19:31 +0200

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

kimerakuroaki: skewerstuck: It’s a good thing that there haven’t been photoshops of Aradia as the...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 14:12:15 +0200

kimerakuroaki:

skewerstuck:

It’s a good thing that there haven’t been photoshops of Aradia as the overly attached girlfriend or… viceversa.

o.o

Actually …..

oh….dear….

It’s a good thing that there haven’t been photoshops of Aradia as the overly attached...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 18:14:34 +0200

It’s a good thing that there haven’t been photoshops of Aradia as the overly attached girlfriend or… viceversa.

o.o

Unexpected turn of events in a perfectly innocent picnic

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 01:22:00 +0200

The Sybaritic Researcher invites the Whimsical Qualifier to a fancy picnic in the paradisiacal LOGAD(Land of Gardens and Delights), little SR knows the WQ had very different plans for them, something that the Qualifier approves with gusto.

idrawboobs: doc skewer forced my...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 09:29:06 +0100

idrawboobs:

doc skewer forced my hand.

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeees and slanderrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Sollux is a pimp!

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 12:23:45 +0100

Skewerstuck 11:04 am
i wonder if pre scratch sollux as an ancestor was called the Piimp

idrawboobs 11:05 am
The Piimpest
8 letter title thing

Skewerstuck 11:05 am
ah yeah

This Summer...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 23:43:28 +0100

A heartwarming story from the far dephts of Paradox Space, in a random and unknown session, the story of two starcrossed lovers, a Dersite Citizen and a Prospitian Monarch, a tale of culinary delicacies, passions, love, separations and reencounters.

Sybaritic Researcher is…. The Sapphic Remnant, featuring the white queen, the Whimsical Qualifier.

It took me a while to make an actual thing for this tumblr, these are the first homestuck fan characters i’ve ever made and it was my plan all along to draw pics of them eventually.

I will still theorize and talk about updates from homestuck though.

Hussie sure loves Elevatorstuck, eh? can’t go wrong with Bossanova. Nepeta looks adorable...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 22:55:07 +0100

Hussie sure loves Elevatorstuck, eh?

can’t go wrong with Bossanova.

Nepeta looks adorable holding these maracas.

That background interaction of Tavros welcoming fresh-from-fefetasplosion Feferi and Nepeta, then...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 19:20:08 +0100

That background interaction of Tavros welcoming fresh-from-fefetasplosion Feferi and Nepeta, then giving them both pirate accessories was really endearing.

And Meenah can’t take a load gaper break uh?

hopefully she doesn’t try killing Feferi when she gets back, …… ah who am i kidding?

So...?

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 12:31:07 +0100

All these universes destroyed, total annihilation of species in it’s vast expanse…

Many ruined sessions, species living miserably under tyrannies…

All because of skull monsters impressing one another for hate sex?

The core story behind Homestuck, lads and lasses.

They were fast enough to get the tiger!

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 11:20:28 +0100

They were fast enough to get the tiger!

Well, there they go.

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 01:13:24 +0100

Dirk, that guy admires Roxy so damn much, he will have the chance now, when everyone ascends, and if both survive beyond this day, or night… hard to tell in the medium.

There is a battle to be fought and won against The Condesce and one of the many iterations of Lord English.

Sure, it wasn’t a flash but it was totally worth it.

Wait a minute....

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 02:07:22 +0100

Is he wielding Crowbar’s Crowbar… the Juju breaker?

Oh boy, that thing can be very dangerous on the wrong hands.

Well, daaaaamn!

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 01:40:57 +0100

There was some nice development with roxy, Jake is a goofball still.

And….

skewerstuck:

Theories that Hussie may/will debunk anyway, related to the update.

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Well shit, I was close with my old theory, so Caliborn now took control of Jack Noir by somewhat “resonating” with lil Cal, it is the same Lil Cal, but in two different times due to weird time shit.

Jack is now an iteration of Lord English, possibly the first one that Caliborn himself created due to again…. weird time shit, using Lil’Cal as a conduit.

So now, will this Jack be named Lord Noir or Jack English?

Get ready for a Jack Vs Jack battle soon, Bec Noir is still chasing John and Jade’s battleship, surely they will clash, Bec Noir will certainly fight to protect Jade, so will the Purebreed Monarch.

Dirk's sexuality

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:26:53 +0100

Because Sexuality and shipping in Homestuck is more important than the Story, humor, world building and good character development,….. right…. RIIIIIGHT?

Dirk and his Pre-Scratch adult version, I saw them as Massive Butt-lovers, that would fall for bisexual, but since the story confirmed Dirk to be a Homosexual, the former idea is gone.

Dirk is Gay, whatever, he is still an awesome dude with his own flaws, without being a walking stereotype.

But eh, fandom will just continue shipping him with whoever, didn’t stop with John and Dave’s sexuality erasure before.

I just want to see how Dave interacts with his Ectobiological Father as a teenager…. and be an ambassador to his mom!

uhvatar: what if the meteor that dave, rose, and the trolls are on crashes where the quest beds are...

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 13:20:41 +0100

uhvatar:

what if the meteor that dave, rose, and the trolls are on crashes where the quest beds are and that’s how the alphas die

That would be both mortifying and completely hilarious.

How will they die?

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:27:06 +0100

They may be hung over, but i imagine they wouldn’t have the gumption to off themselves.

But here is what i think what may possibly kill them, unless the Huss throws us another curve ball:

Makes me think that the condesce needs the four alpha players becoming god tier in her own agenda, so the best way to make it happen would be ordering The Dignatary to sneak into prospit’s catacomb while the condesce herself goes to Derse’s, so both of them kill all the four being so vulnerable and defenseless to fight back,

People...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:38:54 +0100

Tricksters did happen, Caliborn saw EVERYTHING!

So yeah, Jane fessed up to Jake, Roxy got drunk, Fefeta exploded, Dirk broke up with Jake and they alchemized a lot of Zilly weapons.

IT ALL HAPPENED, and I’m sure Caliborn will jeer them reminding them about their trickster antics.

Ridiculously named weapons and Fancy Santas

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 09:32:10 +0100

This update was too Zilly!

It’s been so long since we saw alchemization updates, for I missed them.

Hussie didn’t hold back from talking about his love/hate for fancy Santas, it’s been a while.

Sprite explosion count: 2

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 08:53:00 +0100

Rest in pieces sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet Fefeta. :(

It’s hard being part matesprit and moirail to one side while being part moirail to the other, it’s hard and noone understands. :(

Li’l Hal now experimented the feeling of crushing guilt.